I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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