i was born a porn star she said
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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