she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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