so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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