beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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