i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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