I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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