Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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