i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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