I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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