Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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