So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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