All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she told me i tasted like america
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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