That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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