You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I need to stop coming to work sober
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
