I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Randomize