Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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