It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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