Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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