but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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