i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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