sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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