I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you win again, gameday.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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