No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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