So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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