Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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