How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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