Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Randomize
