i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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