You're so nebulous sometimes
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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