Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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