You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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