ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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