Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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