Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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