We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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