Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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