how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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