you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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