You're so nebulous sometimes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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