we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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