i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Randomize
