My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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