You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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