for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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