D3 body, D1 cock
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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