I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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