That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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