i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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