I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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