so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
