At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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