i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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